There are even more myths about Hazel the Corgi now that she is turning 3…many, MANY myths.
It will take years to debunk them all and we continue today.
Myth #1: She does not celebrate Oktoberfest.
Of COURSE she does! Do you see the hat? She asked for that hat.
Myth #2: She couldn’t care less about Star Wars.
NOT TRUE. It’s actually one of her most favorites. She hates the Storm Troopers!
Myth #3: She has a terrible time catching balls.
I can’t see why you would even think that. She is quite a little expert at it.
Myth # 4: She is of no help in the kitchen.
Hazel has a very refined palate. She loves eating, is a great cleaner-upper, and is always eager to taste test anything at all. All you have to do is ask!
Myth #5: Hazel doesn’t like to get her nose dirty.
Myth #6: She thinks shag carpet should never have been invented.
Hazel has started a Go Fund Me to bring shag carpet back! She thinks it is the epitome of chic and asks us regularly to at least get a shag rug.
Myth #7: Hazel is NOT a Daddy’s Girl.
Don’t tell her daddy that.
Myth #8: Hazel is an early riser and poo-poos napping.
False. She takes after her momma.
Myth #9: Hazel is unfamiliar with baseball.
Myth #10: Hazel, poor thing, has never been to a parade.
She freakin’ lives for parades.
Myth #11: Hazel has never been in a newspaper.
She is world famous!